James Cameron Pees in ‘Piranha 3D’s’ Pool

Sunday, August 29 by

Hey, everybody! James Cameron has something important to say about the dangers of using 3D technology in an inappropriate manner, so listen up!

I tend almost never to throw other films under the bus, but (Piranha 3D) is exactly an example of what we should not be doing in 3-D. Because it just cheapens the medium and reminds you of the bad 3-D horror films from the 70s and 80s, like Friday the 13th 3-D. When movies got to the bottom of the barrel of their creativity and at the last gasp of their financial lifespan, they did a 3-D version to get the last few drops of blood out of the turnip.

First of all, comparing Piranha 3D to Friday the 13th Part III is like comparing Kim Kardashian to the cast of "The View." Both are incredibly stupid, but one is still fun to watch if you’re in the mood (for porn). Piranha 3D knew what it was supposed to be, and it hit the mark. Critics agree, and its Rotten Tomatoes ranking rivals that of Avatar (not that the two movies should be compared). Why should a film that is meant to be nothing more than a fun, summer gore-fest be excluded from using 3D technology? Not every 3D film needs to be a smug, ham-fisted retread of Dances with Wolves.

Second, if you want to talk about squeezing blood from a turnip, how about Avatar Special Edition, which is charging fans roughly $15 dollars to see a movie that was still in theaters less than a year ago. Oh, let’s not forget the eight minutes of extra footage, which comes out to about $2 per new minute. At the end of the day, if people want to pay $15 to see Avatar again, good for Cameron. But if those same people want to pay to see fish dismembering topless girls, who is he to judge? (Vanity Fair via Movie Line)

 

COMMENTS

  1. August 29, 2010 10:23 am

    Ian Potash

    He’s made some good movies, but comments like that just make him look like a douchebag. No one’s expecting him to love Friday the 13th Part 3, but he should respect it enough to know how it revolutionized 3D films, a medium which he thinks he owns. Besides, he’s just as guilty as he claims the makers of Piranha are. By helping popularize the use of unnecessary 3-D, it’s basically convinced poor filmmakers like them that that’s the only way that they can market their film.


  2. August 29, 2010 10:23 am

    Ian Potash

    He’s made some good movies, but comments like that just make him look like a douchebag. No one’s expecting him to love Friday the 13th Part 3, but he should respect it enough to know how it revolutionized 3D films, a medium which he thinks he owns. Besides, he’s just as guilty as he claims the makers of Piranha are. By helping popularize the use of unnecessary 3-D, it’s basically convinced poor filmmakers like them that that’s the only way that they can market their film.