Jackman Using ‘Wolverine’ Delay To Sing And Dance In San Francisco

Wednesday, March 23 by

Now that Wolverine has been delayed by losing its director, Hugh Jackman has decided he’s going to be the opposite of Wolverine for a couple weeks. To answer your question before you get a chance to ask it, being the opposite of Wolverine entails going to San Francisco to sing Broadway tunes for two weeks. Seriously. Would the real Wolverine EVER do that?

Even if Darren Aronofsky hadn’t bailed on the project last week, we probably couldn’t have stopped the Hugh Jackman singing-and-dancing train from leaving the station, as the natural disasters in Japan would have delayed shooting. Further, it’s not even skinny Jackman that we will have to contend with singing ditties about trolleys clinging and bells clanging, but a superhuman, possibly performance-enhanced Jackman shaking his stocky, dense frame. Much as you should be avoiding Japan and Libya right now, it is highly recommended that you avoid San Francisco May 3- May 15. That means you too, Hugh. (Playlist)

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COMMENTS

  1. March 23, 2011 12:28 pm

    Anonymous

    1) Jackman isn’t fat, on the contrary he’s so fit that last Sunday he ran the NYC Marathon Shoes4Africa finishing with an excellent score.
    2) You you haven’t idea what is this show, so avoid talking with the knowledge that you don’t have.
    3) This project is in preparation for some time and isn’t related to the Wolverine postponement


  2. March 23, 2011 12:28 pm

    Penn

    Allow me to retort:
    1) Stocky doesn’t mean fat. I never said Jackman was unfit. He’s getting more muscular for the Wolverine role. If you had clicked the link I had so courteously provided, it explains that.
    2) I know exactly what this show is. Click the final link. The one titled “Playlist.” It explains it. I had to read it before I wrote my article. My boss makes me do it that way. He’s kind of a jerk.
    3) Click the last link again. Either you or the entertainment journalist is misinformed.

    That said, I appreciate both your love of Hugh Jackman and your bizarre syntax on item #2. Keep on truckin’ Blackdead_20!