‘Jackass 3D’ Could Put Unpleasant Things in Your Face

Thursday, November 19 by

Jackass 3D is on Paramount’s slate for 2010, and my senses couldn’t be more disturbed. It’s difficult to bare the Jackass stunts when they are at a safe distance, but a Steve-O‘s God-knows-what flopping around in front of my face? Neh eh. Some things we’re meant to be left flat, veeeeeery rarely mind you, and Jackass might just be one of those things.

There isn’t any official news on the squeakqual (because those guys fart a lot), but the first two films were a box office success so it makes sense that Paramount would line up another one. Just imagine the kind of rig their going to have to construct to get a 3D shot of Johnny Knoxville lighting his pubes on fire with Everclear and Sterno. I think we’ve finally discovered what this transformative technology was meant for. (via /Film)

 

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