J.J. Abrams and Steven Spielberg Might Make a Movie Together

Wednesday, April 28 by

"J.J., if you touch me again, I’ll end you."

Vulture‘s got some craaaaaaazy news, y’all. J.J. Abrams next movie will supposedly be both a tribute and a collaboration with his father from another lover Steven Spielberg. From Vulture’s mysterious inside source:

An insider tells us that Abrams is just now finishing a script described as “a tip of the hat to [Spielberg’s] movies of the 70’s and early 80’s.” We’re also told that Abrams plans to “roll up his sleeves and direct the script himself” by early this fall for Paramount Pictures, where he’s based.

Plot details are top secret – as if there’s any other kind of plot detail in Abramsland — but we’re told that like Spielberg’s Jaws, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, and E.T., the project will deal with everyday people whose personal relationships are tested when they are thrown up against extraordinarily fantastic – and possibly other-worldly – events.

So THAT’S what you’ve been up to, Abrams, you wily S.O.B. You’ve been writing a shark/alien movie for you to direct and Spielberg to produce. The title for the film is being kept under lock and key and dirt and lead blanket, but Bearsharktopus would clearly be most apted. And if it’s about anything other than a hybrid bear-shark-octopus, I’m not sure I want anything to do with it.

 

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