‘It’s Complicated’ Actress Lake Bell

Thursday, December 24 by

The only thing I don’t like about Lake Bell is her name. Who names their kid after a body of water? Hippies, that’s who! River Phoenix’s parents did it and look what happened to him. He died outside of a nightclub. Let this be a lesson to all parents: don’t go chasing waterfalls. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you’re used to. Why did I just quote TLC? See Lake taking Meryl Streep’s Baldwin in It’s Complicated on Christmas Day.

A word from Lake: “You have to keep hobbies in L.A. Otherwise, it’s sad.”

Um, hello, Lake. What about being disillusioned? That keeps things constantly happy. And don’t you tell me otherwise!

See pics of Lake in a lake after the jump. Brilliant!

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