Because James Cameron isn't the type to just "direct" a movie, he has found several ways to oversell even history's highest grossing film in Avatar. In addition to its many, many sequels, James Cameron will be putting the show in the world's arenas with an Avatar-inspired Cirque de Soleil show.

Sure, it's a pretty natural fit for both properties, but that doesn't make it any less annoying. In fact, the only way to make Cirque de Soleil, James Cameron, and Avatar MORE annoying was to partner them all up.


The show will debut in 2015, which means we have until then to destroy every arena in the world so that this show has nowhere to exist. I don't want to see so much as a YMCA gym left standing, people. This is serious!