‘Iron Man 2′ Gwyneth Paltrow Face Punch Rumors

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The Onion News Network reports on rumors that Gwyneth Paltrow may take a blow to the kisser in the upcoming film Iron Man 2. It’s my hope that Black Widow instigates the fight in a room with no doors and mounds of pillows, but as long as the blonde gets clocked I’ll be aroused.

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