Gru and his yellow, midget cyclops minions strut to The George Baker Selection’s "Little Green Bag" in the new international teaser for Despicable Me. Much like the first trailer, it sticks by its name and teases you like some prud high school cheerleader who loves having a slut rep. Only thing is, I’m not saluting, much like I would a sexy president (Got that President’s Day mention in there! Boom!)
The movie is about diabolical Gru trying to steal the moon, and his mushy-brained slug children helping him in that quest. Their odd appearance and funny dialect is most likely a result of inbreeding. I’m sure if they assimilated themselves in the U.K. they’d blend right in. That’s right, I’m an ignorant American today. It’s President’s Day. These colors don’t run!
Check out the teaser after the jump. Despicable Me hits theaters July 9, 2010.