In Honor Of Schweddy Balls: 7 Movie And TV-Inspired Ben & Jerry’s Flavors

Thursday, September 8 by
I got some on my chin... 

You know your balls taste great when an ice cream is named in their honor. Congratulations, Alec Baldwin! That’s right. Ice cream makers Ben & Jerry have concocted “Schweddy Balls,” a new flavor based off Baldwin’s famous NPR-skewering Saturday Night Live skit.

Ben & Jerry’s spokesman Sean Greenwood says, “We’ve always been a company that has had a sense of humor.” Sometimes, he said, they spend time discussing serious business and other times “we just do fun.” And what’s more fun than double entendre?

Schweddy Balls will be available for a limited time in about 30 percent of stores that carry Ben & Jerry’s ice cream. In honor of the new flavor, here are seven movie and TV inspired flavors that Ben & Jerry’s should totally make.

Truffle Shuffle

Get that gut jiggling in no time! Vanilla ice cream loaded with chunks of chocolate truffles and broken bits of Baby Ruth. You’ll have no trouble gaining access to the gate, but you might have some trouble fitting through it!

Everybody Loves Rum Raisin

This Italian-inspired gelato will take you home again. This creamy dessert boasts succulent rum-soaked raisins, so don’t plan on driving home from the scoop shop! Unless your brother is a cop.

The Human Centipede’s Fudge Tunnel

Wait until you wrap your lips around this Core Concoction. Based upon the hit film The Human Centipede, it’s three layers of vanilla, strawberry, and Asian green tea surrounding a column of dark German fudge. Perfect to share with friends!! You won’t be able to keep your mouth off of it.

Game Of Cones

Winter is coming. And it’s going to be delicious! This cold strawberry-swirled pint is packed with chocolate-coated waffle cone. Everyone is losing their heads about it.

Rocky Road Trip: Beer Pong

It’s time to hit the road to Flavor Country. This vanilla malt is overflowing with peanut butter, pretzels, and chocolate mice. Grab your brosefs and pledge that you love it. Proceeds from all sales go to paying DJ Qualls’ rent.

Total Reese’s-Call

There’s no way you can forget how delicious this recipe tastes. Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups and Reese’s Pieces blended together in red cocoa ice cream will simply take your breath away. Made exclusively with cream from three-uddered cows, your eyes will bug out for this taste of the future!!

Kramer vs. Krispy Kremer

Life is so full of tough choices. But there should be no difficulty picking your favorite ice cream. This glazed donut flavored treat is a no brainer. Heaping with generous amounts of rainbow and chocolate sprinkles, will it be your favorite? You be the judge!!

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