In Honor Of Scarlett Johansson: 5 Nude Cell Phone Pics That Need To Be Hacked

Every dog has its day... 

September 14th, 2011 will go down in history as a memorable day. An important day. A historic day! Today is the day that Scarlett Johansson’s nude cell phone pics leaked to the Internet. Take note of where you were when you first saw them. Your grandchildren are going to be curious.

This day is important for several reasons. Scarlett’s cans have been a long sought-after treasure, constantly hidden just beyond view. And now, that chest has opened and we’re all richer men as a result. However, we can’t stop here. There are more mountains to climb, so to speak. Here are five more actresses that have teased us by not fully-offering their offerings. Here’s hope that their day will come.

Katy Perry

Katy Perry has positioned herself as a global superstar by positioning her cleavage directly at the camera on many, many occasions. She’s practically daring hackers to figure out their way into her phone. And they’d better come back with something better than no make-up pics!

Isla Fisher

Isla Fisher won her way into our hearts when she beat the piss out of Vince Vaughn in Wedding Crashers. However, we were all disheartened to learn that she used a body double for “her” famous topless scene. That’s cheating, Missy.