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In Honor Of National Coffee Day: 8 Celebrities With Stunted Growth
It’s popular belief that drinking coffee at too young of an age stunts growth. That’s why I fed my kitten only coffee grounds in order to preserve her adorableness. R.I.P. Marbles. 
Some dispel this as a myth while others don’t want to have to spend $11 on their Starbucks-addicted kid. In honor of this myth and National Coffee Day, here are some celebrities who likely poured venti macchiatos directly on their pituitary glands.
Danny Devito
With a peak height of 4 ft 10 in, Danny DeVito is now 4 ft 9.5 in tall. Which means Danny DeVito is shrinking. If allowed to dwindle at this rate, he’ll cease to exist within the next twenty years.
Snooki
Snooki stands at a height of 4 ft 9 in, and 6 ft even with her hair up.
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