Oh just look at all the possibilities that are out there for young girls. All you have to know is planes g faster than cars.

Here are today's equal opportunity links:

Celebrity New Years Party Pictures (HolyTaco)

Spinning Hillbilly Racing Sure to Cause Nausea (TotalProSports)

Sooo Many Facebook Hotties (TheChive)

The 5 Stages of a Job (Maxim)

Cameron Avatar Was About Videogamers (FilmDrunk)

20 Monkeys Behaving Badly (Manofest)

Best Independent Films of 2009 (Pajiba)

Megan Fox Has Plastic Surgery on Her Lips (CelebJihad)

Superman 4's Batshit Crazy Deleted Scenes (Unreality)

Best 2010 Movies We Haven't Seen Yet (Asylum)

5 Unhealthy Foods You Lived Off of in College (RegretfulMorning)

Kickstart Your Career in 2010 (MadeMan)

NASCAR's Sexist Mustaches of 2009 (AllLeftTurns)