IMPETO IS THE NEXT MICHAEL GIACCHINO

Tuesday, June 2 by

This afternoon, Screen Junkies received an email from the man known as "Impeto," asking us if we might help spread his musical gospel to the online film community.  We were skeptical at first.  Impeto’s broken English did not do him any favors in dispelling the thought that his email was part of an elaborate scam to drain the entirety of Screen Junkies’ sizeable bank account.  But Impeto’s passion transcended the need for syntax (or coherence, for that matter).  We watched the clip above and… well… we sh*t our pants a bit.  We’re calling it today, June 2nd, 2009: Impeto is the next great film composer.  He may also have usurped Keyboard Cat‘s throne.

If you can fight through the Impeto-induced tears, check out today’s Top Links:

MacGruber movie explodes into pre-production. (Film Drunk)

Melissa Maria Gonzalez is Topless (Gorilla Mask)

Review of Killshot with Joe Gordon Levitt (Pajiba)

New ‘Man in the Box‘ Episode! New ‘Man in the Box’ Episode! (YouTube)

Are "Yoga Toes" heralding a new age of Porn? (Asylum)

Cool Live Blog from E3 (UnrealityMag)

Reservoir Dogs and Muppets = Hilarious (Sick Pigs)

Alicia Silverstone’s Daily Planner… Then and Now (Regretful Morning)

Will Ferrell on "Man Vs. Wild" (The Bachelor Guy)

Classic Works of Art… Updated (Holy Taco)

Hooters Waitress Car Wash Returns (Busted Coverage)

Norm McDonald: A Tribute to the Man That is Awesome.  Period. (Uncoached)

 

 

 

 

 

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