Hustler’s Making an ‘Avatar’ Porno. Duh.

Tuesday, January 19 by

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Someone over at Hustler had the brilliant idea to turn the second (soon maybe first) most profitable movie of all time into a porno. Give that man a promotion! In addition to Hustler, he must have an endless subscription to DUH!!!!!! Magazine.

The nakey, sweaty, blue-smeary version of Avatar will be called This Ain’ Avatar XXX, and it’s just one of a few forthcoming porn parodies from Hustler. They also plan to "produce" This Ain’t Curb Your Enthusiasm XXX, This Ain’ Glee XXX, and This Ain’t CSI XXX: Chatsworth. Another genius must by scribbling these names down feverishly in the titling department.

In fact, the titles are confusing and misleading altogether. Is this NOT Avatar XXX? Does that mean it’s just the Avatar without all the moaning and thrusting? If I’m browsing the shelves of my favorite adult bookstore for the latest Avatar porn why would I want to buy the one called This AIN’T Avatar XXX? I want This IS Avatar XXX. I want the IS! All of the blue, long-tailed, pointy-earred filthy IS they can crame into one poorly executed film! Just don’t give it to me in 3D. My senses aren’t prepared for that onslaught… (Empire)