Hustler’s ‘Avatar’ Porno Will Blow Your Mind (and Other Things) In 3D

Friday, June 18 by

We’re through the looking glass here, people. Hustler has announced that their upcoming sexxed-up take on Avatar, entitled This Ain’ Avatar XXX will be jamming more than ponytails into orifices in pants-swelling 3D. Though it’s not the world’s first porno (that distinction belongs to Octopussy 3D: A XXX Parody and Whorrie Potter and the Sorcerer’s Balls), it will be Hustler’s most expensive.

This idea scares the crap out of me. I really don’t want to be naked except for a pair of 3D glasses. That’s a rule that I’ve set for my life and one that I don’t intend to break. It’s on my bucket list of things not to do. And what would happen if you cross your eyes while wearing those things?!! I don’t know and don’t want to know!! (Huffington Post)

 

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