I shudder to think about the type of people who'll be camping out for opening night tickets.

Human Centipede II: Full Sequence is coming to American theaters on October 7th, and there's nothing that you or I or anyone else can do about it. It's happening, so just make your peace with it. Also, if you thought the new film wasn't going to be self-referential, nodding to the big fuss the first installment caused, you'd be wrong. There's TOTALLY a scene in the sequel in which the villain watches the first movie while masturbating. How postmodern.

If you're somehow on the fence about this film after reading that, let me offer up this additional nugget: He masturbates with sandpaper. There ya go. That should push you one way or another.