Check out this new poster for Apollo 18. Apparently, there's a reason we've never gone back to the moon, and it has nothing to do with the fact that we're about 14 trillion in debt.

Using the fake documentary/"found footage" technique employed by Blair Witch and Cloverfield, the film chronicles the mission on Apollo 18, a moon landing that conspiracy theorists believe secretly went ahead despite a Presidential order to stand down. Once on the moon, the crew supposedly encountered something besides rocks and craters.

In case you're too stupid to figure it out just by looking at the poster, they found aliens. And apparently, these aliens can develop technology that travels to our moon, but they can't develop sensible footwear. (/Film)