A new poster for Hot Tub Time Machine goes beyond the red band trailer to reveal the secret of time travel. Scientists are going to kick their own asses in the balls when they see how simple the formula was all along. Using simple algebra, one combines energy drink, vodka, and a squirrel. Add that to four mismatched friends and divide the sum by a hot tub.
Let’s sincerely hope those components do not actually unlock space and time. Ted Nugent probably has a hot tub and more than likely he’s tripping over crunk juice and squirrels. I don’t want to imagine a reality where he has traveled back through time and become our overlord. He’ll hunt us all. (EW)