‘Hot Tub Time Machine’ Actress Diora Baird

Monday, March 22 by

Diora Baird’s friends call her Dee Dee, as in 32DD, and yes, they are real. She’s the girl in Wedding Crashers that makes Owen Wilson realize he needs to quit sticking his d*ck in everything. Question: How in holy hell could Diora make you realize that?!

A word from Diora: “I learned very quickly that if a producer wants to have dinner with me, he wants to f*ck me.”

It’s a shame you’re such a narrow-minded woman. What if he just wants to enjoy the company of an extremely busty, gorgeous female companion who–I can’t finish that with a straight face.

Find out why producers want to f*ck Diora after the jump.

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