Hollywood’s Leading Starlets All Vying for ‘Girl With The Dragon Tattoo’ Role

Friday, May 7 by

Every young actress in Hollywood is vying for the lead in The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. It’s like their Captain America.

Executives at Sony insist that they are nowhere near casting the part, but Carey Mulligan, Ellen Page, Kristen Stewart, Mia Wasikowska, Natalie Portman, Keira Knightley, Anne Hathaway, Olivia Thirlby, and Scarlett Johannsen are actively campaigning for the role all the same. Mulligan has lunched with the screenwriter and Page has written a heartfelt note to the producer. Johannsen gave Hathaway an upper-decker and Kristen Stewart has just kinda stood around looking emo. Despite these sincere attempts, director David Fincher may cast at unknown for the part because he feels the material is strong enough to not require a name actress.

Although Brad Pitt has reportedly been offered the male lead. They should just cast Angelina. I’m sure she has a dragon tattooed on her someplace. (Deadline)