Hollywood Just Remembered We Still Need A ‘Cliffhanger’ Remake

Friday, May 30 by
 

StudioCanal is determined to put a hot young star in bicycle shorts and hang him off the side of a mountain. First prophesied five years ago, the blind sexton of the Blood Church has broken his vow of silence to announce a Cliffhanger remake is once again a thing that people are doing. The original starred Sylvester Stallone as a climbing expert poorly dressed for the Rocky Mountains who is forced to help a villainous John Lithgow recover money lost in the peaks.

Screenwriter Joe Gazzam has been hired to figure out creative ways to knock people off mountains. No director or star have been announced yet but Channing Tatum is advised to keep up on his glutes. (Deadline)

 

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