In a move that seems almost exclusively targeted at aging Catholics, of whom approximately 83 still reside in the United States. HOWEVER, the film Historia de una cura (A Priest's Tale) will be filmed in Argentina in Spanish, so we should all just get over ourselves a little bit and realize that other cultures aren't as jaded as ours.

The film will probably star The Motorcycle Diaries' Rodrigo de la Serna as Mario Begoglio, the man who would be come pope.

Since I know virtually nothing about this newish pope, other than the fact that he sorta likes Twitter and doesn't seem to hate gay people. That's plenty of backstory for a movie right there.