Here’s What Won At The Golden Globes Last Night

 

It’s a long weekend for a lot of you (but not for your intrepid reporter here), so you may have been too busy stumbling about in a drunken torpor last night at a Golden Globes party to actually pay attention to the telecast on NBC. If this describes you, don’t worry: I’ve got you covered. Below is a full list of the major winners, in both the TV and movie categories. And I got you an Alka-Seltzer too. Yes, I really am that great.

Best Motion Picture – Drama – The Descendants

Best Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy – The Artist

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture – Drama – George Clooney for The Descendants

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture – Drama – Meryl Streep for The Iron Lady

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy – Jean Dujardin for The Artist

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy -Miche lle Williams for My Week with Marilyn

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture – Christopher Plummer for Beginners

Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture – Octavia Spencer for The Help

Best Director – Motion Picture – Martin Scorsese for Hugo

Best Animated Film – The Adventures of Tintin

Best Television Series – Drama – Homeland

Best Television Series – Musical or Comedy – Modern Family

Best Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television – Downton Abbey

Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series – Drama – Kelsey Grammer for Boss

Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series – Drama – Claire Danes for Homeland

Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series – Musical or Comedy – Matt LeBlanc for Episodes

Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series – Musical or Comedy – Laura Dern for Enlightened

Best Performance by an Actor in a Mini-Series or a Motion Picture Made for Television – Idris Elba for Luther

Best Performance by an Actress in a Mini-Series or a Motion Picture Made for Television – Kate Winslet for Mildred Pierce

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Series, Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television – Peter Dinklage for Game of Thrones

Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Series, Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television – Jessica Lange for American Horror Story

Whew, done. Now for some in-depth commentary: Matt LeBlanc!?