Here Are All Your Oscar Winners

Monday, March 3 by
Where was that smile last night?  

In the far off chance that you were maybe, perhaps making fun of Ellen Degeneres and the 2014 Oscars, rather than dutifully following and analyzing the probability of winning and randomness, we’ve got you covered.

Here are all the winners from last night’s ceremony. Please not that “Jared Leto‘s hair” is included in the “Jared Leto” name, so don’t get all worked up about his hair being overlooked. It wasn’t. Beautiful ombre locks.

Not included on this list were the big beneficiaries from Mama’s and Papa’s Pizza and Samsung. Those guys made out like bandits.

BEST PICTURE:  12 Years A Slave

BEST DIRECTOR: Alfonso Cuarón, Gravity

BEST ACTOR: Matthew McConaughey, Dallas Buyers Club

BEST ACTRESS: Cate BlanchettBlue Jasmine

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: Jared Leto, Dallas Buyers Club

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Lupita Nyong’o, 12 Years A Slave

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY: Spike Jonze, Her

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY: John Ridley, 12 Years A Slave

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE: Frozen

BEST ANIMATED SHORT: Mr. Hublot

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY: Emmanuel Lubezki, Gravity

BEST COSTUME DESIGN: The Great Gatsby

BEST DOCUMENTARY FEATURE: Twenty Feet From Stardom

BEST DOCUMENTARY SHORT: The Lady In Number 6: Music Saved My Life

BEST LIVE-ACTION SHORT: Helium

BEST EDITING: Gravity

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM: The Great Beauty (Italy)

BEST MAKEUP & HAIRSTYLING: Dallas Buyers Club

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE: Steven Price, Gravity

BEST ORIGINAL SONG:  “Let It Go,” Frozen

BEST PRODUCTION DESIGN: The Great Gatsby

BEST SOUND EDITING: Gravity

BEST SOUND MIXING: Gravity

BEST VISUAL EFFECTS: Gravity

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