Heidi Montag’s Breasts vs. Shark. Why Can’t THIS Be a Reality Show?

Friday, March 26 by

"We’re gonna need some bigger breasts."

Look what you started, Adam Sandler. You gave Heidi Montag a cameo in Just Go With It and now she thinks she’s Cecil B-Cup Demille. She tells People (or anyone else who will listen):

“I am making the first 3D beach comedy about a shark that attacks a small beach town and I save the day with my 3D boobs. I’m now finally free to start my career and my new life as a female mogul in Hollywood! I’ve even written a role for Dolly Parton to pla the town mayor!”

Granted, it’s a nice use of 3D but this movie is so insulting to victims of shark attacks and their families. If she could, I’m sure Bethany Hamilton would flip Heidi off with both middle fingers.

 

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