Harrison Ford Inexplicably Joins The Cast Of ‘Expendables 3′

Tuesday, August 6 by
Here's Harrison Ford looking markedly badass.  

Harrison Ford has joined the cast of The Expendables 3, possibly to replace the now-out Bruce Willis, or possibly just coincidentally having timed the announcement with Willis’.

Anyway, it’s Expendables, so expect Harrison to be comically old and surprisingly spry, as is every character he’s played since pretty much American Graffiti.

The really fun part of this story is Bruce Willis’ departure from the franchise, about which Sylvester Stallone tweeted:

Busted, Bruce Willis. Busted for being greedy and lazy, which, even at this late stage in your very well-established career, is a SURE FORMULA FOR CAREER FAILURE.

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