The man responsible for putting pictures of Scarlett Johansson's boobs and butt to the Internet has been sentenced to ten years in prison. And no, I'm not talking about the editor at Esquire magazine.

Christopher Chaney was found guilty of hacking into Johansson's email and leaking sexy pictures she'd taken of herself. He was also found guilty of doing the same thing to Mila Kunis, Christina Aguilera, and a dozen more. "I don't know what else to say except I'm sorry. This will never happen again," Chaney said in his sentencing. Thank goodness. I hazard to imagine the embarrassment if my dick pics fell into your hands.

Ten years may seem like a harsh punishment, but keep in mind he could have received up to 60 years in jail. Which I think would be too extreme. A more fitting punishment would be to take nude photos of Chaney and send them to a girl that he likes. (Reuters)