This shouldn’t qualify as news, because that Carlton dance is effing hilarious and should be enjoyed by everyone, but nonetheless, I would like to set off Alfonso Ribiero’s Google Alert today, probably because he could use the boost.
The prisoners at Guantanamo Bay, the Caribbean’s most popular all-inclusive resort, have been hitting Will Smith’s mid-90’s sitcom The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air pretty hard, according to the prison’s librarian, who says that the DVDs hav been flying off the shelves, probably because they’re masturbating to Hilary or the first Aunt Viv, but maybe because the can relate to Will’s “fish out of water” conundrum on a very real and palpable level.
Or it’s a testament to the fact that Will Smith appeals to so many demographics that not even hardened terrorists can resist his charms.
Does this mean that a resurgence of Blossom is due in psychiatric wards all over the world?
No. Blossom was terrible.