Maria Bello is the blonde indie MILF from next door, as she has shown in past matriarchal roles in A History of Violence, Auto Focus, and The Cooler. With Grown Ups opening this week she may be playing second banana to Adam Sandler and his crew but she gets to have a couple of great boob popping moments as Kevin James's homegrown wife, Sally. She just can't seem to keep those things holstered.

A word from Maria: "I like having sex on the stairs."

But how will people get to the second level of your home? You should really think these things through first.

More enticing pics of Maria after the jump.