Legendary Pictures is gearing up for an American remake of Godzilla, the well-known monster most famous for destroying Tokyo more times than panty-sharking. This seems like a bad idea. Roland Emmerich‘s attempt to bring Toho’s monster to American shores was terribly goofy and has really soured the public’s need to see another film. For that reason, Legendary wants to make it clear that this movie will not be a sequel to that movie. It will be a re-imagining of the Japanese Godzilla films, but I’m still hesitant to trust–
Wait what’s this?
Oh, okay. That’s adorable. I can’t stay mad at him now. Post-convert it to 3D and bring it on Legendary!