Get Red With Rage Over New ‘Thor’ Posters

If you’re wearing the scarlet letter “A,” that means you’re an adulterer. If you’re wearing the scarlet letter “T,” it means you’re in a terrible poster.

So far, Marvel’s Thor has been looking pretty cool, with the emo-brooding European poster and the trailer where Chris Hemsworth‘ Thor teams up with (Natalie) Port-Man. Not digging these new posters, though. They look like someone took perfectly good Thor publicity stills and tried to make a few terrible Calvin Klein ads.

Is Thor such a violent guy that his face should be completely covered in red? Is he Satan? Or is he in hell with Jason? I also find single letters over people’s faces weird. I wanna see their faces, not some stupid letter. Unless I’m looking at a sentient letter, like on “Sesame Street.” In that case, carry on, Mr. W.

Thor swings his might hammer at theaters May 6th, 2011. Click on the first image to Thor-size it. (Screenrant)