Get A Load Of Michael Bay’s ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’

Wednesday, January 29 by

As Master Shredder feared, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles can only keep hidden to the shadows for so long before their existence is revealed to the public. Today is that day.

Though we’re not given an official look from the studio, somehow these models of the characters have appeared online. As a nationally-appointed Party Dude, I feel that I should weigh in here. All in all, I’m leaning more cool than rude. You might argue that they’re a little burly for teenagers but compared to that giant from The Blind Side, it’s forgivable. Considering Michael Bay is involved, I’d say these designs show mature restraint.

This Shredder though. Wow. Knives everywhere. I would not let this guy sit on my furniture.


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