Due to the recent law passed by Congress that every film both loved and reviled must be remade, Alcon Entertainment is moving forward with plans to remake Point Break with plans to have Gerard Butler try his best at filling Patrick Swayze's role. Though you might object to this entire remake, please remain aware that this is now legislature and, unless you want to move to the sun-dappled vineyards of Europe like some anti-American pussy, you'll accept Gerard Butler as Bodhi and Garrett Hedlund as Johnny Utah because you just know.

You'll also be accepting of the eventual news that one of the guys from Linkin Park will play the role originated by Anthony Kiedis.