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Here are today's links.

Look! It's Young Ryan Seacrest Acting On ' Beverly Hills 90210' (TVSquad)

Soon The MTA Will Be Watching You (Asylum)

Companies With The Worst Customer Service (Ranker)

25 Mascot Fail Videos (HolyTaco)

Piranha 3D Producer Issues Response To James Cameron (FilmDrunk)

21 Awesomely Pimped Out Golf Carts (Maxim)

Four Loko Bursting On The Scene (BarStoolSports)

7 Celebrity Sex Tapes That I Would Actually Buy (EgoTV)

Viagra For Dick Jokes: The Enduring  Of Judd Apatow (Pajiba)

Leonardo The Crybaby (Unreality)

9 Of The Greatest College Stadiums For Tailgating (TotalProSports)

25 Awesome Motorcycle Helmets (Smosh)

Coed College Dorms And Bathrooms (BroBible)

Taylor Lautner Responds To Push Up Challenge (CelebJihad)

Jens Pulver's New Movie Is Going To have Grown Men Crying (CagePotato)

Is Lauryn Hill's Return For The Better? (PopEater)

Skydive Everest (MadeMan)