Full-Length ‘Piranha 3D’ Trailer Ruins Spring Break

Sunday, May 2 by

There’s a new reason (besides interacting with pretty girls) to fear Sprin Break this year: dying a fish-related death. That’s why I’ve elected to stay on campus to get a jump on my courseload. I ran that plan by Mother and Mother agrees that’s the best use of my time.

The once-3D, then not 3D, then 3D again Piranha 3D has a full-length trailer that gives us a better look at the massacre at Lake Victoria. And it also gives us a better look at Ving Rhames ridiculousl fighting a school of piranha with an outboard motor. That’s the reason 3D was invented. Sh******t, that’s the reason eyeballs were invented.

Boobs, blood, and people dying unlikely deaths after the jump….

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