FOXFIRE MORNING NEWS
Variety reports that a Fox News blogger has been fired due to his review of a pirated copy of XMen Origins: Wolverine. 20th Century Fox, the film's studio, called for the dismissal because viewing pirated material is a violation of copyrights. Since Fox News and the studio are essentially the same company, the blogger broke one of life's cardinal rules: Never bite the hand that feeds you.
Another one of life's rules: No matter how friendly the man in the clownsuit seems, do not get into his van.
Here is some more morning news and announcements.