For A Timeless Book, ‘Little Women’ Sure Is Getting Remade Frequently

Tuesday, October 22 by
"They look down to clown," the vicar said remorsefully as he entered his Prius.  

Because Winona Ryder, Claire Danes, Samantha Mathis, and Susan Sarandon are relics of a bygone era, and it’s time to update the Louisa May Alcott story for the Twitter generation, Olivia Milch, daughter of Deadwood creator David Milch, will be writing the screenplay. Which will undoubtedly feature unrequited texting, and coping with such maladies as celiac and “being totally ADD today.”

No other details are available. I am assuming, due to the success of Gravity, and that it was also written by the offspring of a Hollywood heavyweight, Little Women 2: Bitches Be What?!?!?!?! will be intended for 3D IMAX.

No release date has been set.

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