Following ‘Superman’s Success, Sony Announces Dates For ‘Spider-Men’ 3 And 4

Monday, June 17 by
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Since everyone has used up and consumed all of the information regarding the second Spider-Man, save for, of course, actually seeing the film, let’s move on to what the ADD-addled Internet denizens really want:

Near-meaningless dates in the distant, distant future for something that people didn’t really like all that much to begin with.

The Amazing Spider-Man 3 will grace us with its presence on June 10, 2016, and the fourth installment will come May 4, 2018. So put it on your Outlook and send us all a meeting invite.

For those of you who are impatient monsters and can’t wait that long, the second installment will be here on May 2, 2014, which is just a tick of the clock, geologically speaking.

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