FLOWCHART: MICHAEL BAY PICKS BREAKFAST

Friday, June 26 by

Welcome to the final day of BAYWATCH ’09.  To recap, we’ve revisited Bay’s Best Music Videos, Pitted Bay’s Explosions against one another in the Bracket of Boom, ogled his "Baybes" and collected emails from his personal account.  For the last day, we’re getting inside the man’s head.  Strap on your safety goggles and flak jackets. 

By Ian Sobel

Even directors have to eat, and when you need something to fuel you for a day of utter awesomeness the selection process is a cerebral one.  Once Michael Bay wakes up in the morning he pisses gasoline, brushes his teeth with sparks, drives to set while listening to his imagination, and then it’s breakfast time…  

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