Just because Darren Aronofsky's Noah won't surf into theaters for close to two years from now isn't any reason why we shouldn't see Russell Crowe dressed like a homeless man. USA Today has released the first look at Crowe in Aronofsky's epic telling of the life of the Patriarch who saved horses and tigers and honey pot ants from extinction.

Unfortunately, this first look only shows Crowe glaring off-camera, and doesn't feature the wingless demons (!) and giants (!!) that the film is also reported to feature. He's probably looking over his shoulder at a Perfect Storm-style wave or two zebras doing it or Brownie Bites on the craft services table. We'll have to wait a long time to find out. (via The Playlist)