First Look At ‘All You Need Is Kill’ Confirms Long-Held Suspicion That Tom Cruise Is A Robot

Friday, November 9 by
 

Sometimes you just wanna go start your weekend but then pictures get released of Tom Cruise dressed in crazy mechanized armor. Like today for instance.

This picture was released as a first look at Doug Liman‘s All You Need Is Kill. Cruise plays a soldier fighting in a war with aliens who finds himself caught in a time loop of his last day in the battle, though he becomes better skilled along the way. I really hope there’s a scene where he says gesundheit to someone before they sneeze.

All in all, it’s a pretty sweet mech suit and I’m interested to see what else Doug Liman has in store. Perhaps Bill Paxton with a flame-thrower that has a chainsaw bayonet? That’d be cool.

Behold. Scientology‘s greatest weapon.

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