First Still From ‘Twilight: Breaking Dawn’ Looks Like Softcore Porn

Wednesday, January 12 by

When you imagine “sex with a vampire,” you probably think of dark castles, coffins and the Monster Mash playing in the background while you get your neck sucked. That’s what I imagine, at least — and I think about it all the time! However, there’s clearly a world of difference between Dracula and the Twilight Saga, as you can see from the touching image to the left.

This sneak peak still from the upcoming Twilight: Breaking Dawn, which teases a heartwarming sex scene between tween dream actors Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. The image looks like it was shot in soft focus with bright warm lights – this doesn’t exactly look like”True Blood,” that’s for sure. More like softcore porn or a Barbara Walters special. However, my understanding is that there’s a super-gory childbirth scene in Breaking Dawn, but even still, this isn’t vampire sex. This is tamer than the cover of a Harlequin novel. (Collider)

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COMMENTS

  1. January 12, 2011 7:45 pm

    why?

    i concur that this is NOT vampire sex..and btw TWILIGHT SUCKS you people who enjoy this destruction of cinema should be stoned to death in the town square.


  2. January 12, 2011 7:45 pm

    ffs

    no you retard … the real sex comes AFTER she’s bee turned … have you even read the book? he can’t go crazy with her now … she’s just human. besides, this is just a picture. you never know for SURE until the movie comes out.