First Still From ‘Twilight: Breaking Dawn’ Looks Like Softcore Porn

When you imagine “sex with a vampire,” you probably think of dark castles, coffins and the Monster Mash playing in the background while you get your neck sucked. That’s what I imagine, at least — and I think about it all the time! However, there’s clearly a world of difference between Dracula and the Twilight Saga, as you can see from the touching image to the left.

This sneak peak still from the upcoming Twilight: Breaking Dawn, which teases a heartwarming sex scene between tween dream actors Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. The image looks like it was shot in soft focus with bright warm lights – this doesn’t exactly look like”True Blood,” that’s for sure. More like softcore porn or a Barbara Walters special. However, my understanding is that there’s a super-gory childbirth scene in Breaking Dawn, but even still, this isn’t vampire sex. This is tamer than the cover of a Harlequin novel. (Collider)