The witticisms of Ron Burgundy are now available to read in mediums other than t-shirt on college dude. Before Anchorman: The Legend Continues hits theaters, Ron Burgundy's tell-all memoir "Let Me Off At The Top!," will be available in a place known as a book store. Available one month before the film's Christmas release, the book will cover Ron's childhood and rise in field of broadcast news as well as "well-learned lessons on a variety of topics as well as anecdotes from his pursuits of career, friendship, and women."

Finally a book more important than the Bible, which is a pretty good read in its own right. Right, Ron?