Fall Entertainment Guide 2011

‘Final Destination 5′ Now ’5nal Destination’. Derp.

Wednesday, June 30 by

Someone in Studioland got a raise today. Their suggestion to change the title of Final Destination 5 to 5nal Destination almost certainly earned them a corner office with a view of the commissary. You may be asking yourself, “What doe 5nal Destination mean anyway?” It doesn’t matter, you. It’ll look good on a poster, and high schoolers can change it to say Anal Destination.

When you go to look for the film at the video store though, assuming video stores still exist when it gets released on DVD, don’t search for it in the “F’s” because you won’t find it there. Look for it next to the cookie dough bites. It should be reasonably discounted almost immediately. (/Film)

 

 

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