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Tom Shadyac, director of Ace Ventura, Liar, Liar, Bruce Almighty, and the catastrophe that was Evan Almighty, is done with money. The L.A. times made a call to poor country to, surely out of morbid curiosity, find out what's up with Shadyac. Turns out he sold his mansion, moved into a trailer park, and gave away all of his Benjamins to unknown sources (hole in the woods). These drastic moves all came about due to a spiritual awakening he had after a bike accident left him with a post-concussion syndrome. "It’s already enough of a privilege to be an artist," Shadyac said. "We don’t need any more privileges." If you listen closely, you can hear a collective fart noise emanating from the Hollywood Hills.