is already set to star alongside Bradley Cooper
and Ryan Gosling
in The Place Beyond The Pines
, while Greta Gerwig
is in talks to get in on whatever stuff goes on there. The drama, directed by Blue Valentine’s Derek Cianfrance
, “tracks the tragic consequences of a showdown between a motorcycle rider-turned-bank robber (Gosling) and a cop-turned politician (Cooper). Mendes will play the robber’s love interest and mother of his child, and Gerwig is in talks to play the politician’s wife.” Two sexy, powerful wives defending the honor of their men? Sign me up for that cat fight. Eva’s a crafty one, though. She’ll offer up those pouty lips, and then pull a shiv out of her pigtail. My cousin’s best friend knows a guy who said so.