Ethan Hawke To Make 3-Boobed ‘Total Recall’ Cameo?

Tuesday, May 10 by
 

The upcoming Total Recall remake (Total Remake?) is assembling quite a cast. You’ve got Colin Farrell in the lead role, Bryan Cranston as the villain, and Kate Beckinsale and/or Jessica Biel as the female leads. And now it’s been revealed that Sad Face Hall of Famer Ethan Hawke will be making an appearance as well.

No word yet on the nature of the role, except that it will be a “cameo.” I’ve got my fingers crossed that this means Ethan Hawke is playing the three-boobed mutant hooker from the original Total Recall. Unfortunately, it’s possible that the remake won’t even have any mutants, since instead of Earth and Mars the remake is said to involve the future countries of “Euromerica and New Shanghai.” One sec, I have to go make a bunch of “Team Euromerica” and “Team New Shangahi” T-shirts. I have a feeling about this. (The Hollywood Reporter)

COMMENTS

  1. May 10, 2011 12:09 pm

    Moses Ashford

    I predicted back on July 29, 2010 when it was announced that Len Wiseman would direct Total Recall that Kate Beckinsale would be cast as Lori.

    I hope former California Governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger will have a cameo in Total Recall and share a scene with Colin Farrell, perhaps telling him to have fun.My first thought was that he had been cast as Richter until I read that it is merely a cameo appearance. Nevertheless, it would be good if Colin Farrell and Ethan Hawke have a scene together.


  2. May 10, 2011 12:09 pm

    Anonymous

    i’m on team euromerica. gimme a t-shirt.