Sorry everyone. If you want a James Remar action figure, you'll just have to be happy with a homemade version from your well-meaning mom. After much controversy, not only have The Weinstein Company discontinued collectible dolls based on the characters in Django Unchained, now eBay refuses to sell them.

eBay has approached potential sellers with this message: “Since the manufacturer of this product has discontinued the item’s sale due to its potentially offensive nature, we are not allowing it to be sold on eBay.”

Luckily, you can still buy this fake human turd prank gag. But you only have 25 hours left.