Earthquakes And Hurricanes: Hollywood’s Guide To Surviving Natural Disasters

Tuesday, August 23 by


Tornadoes are destructive forces of nature that decimate all in their path — cows, farmhouses, trucks, and even Cary Elwes. Nobody is safe. But you can survive a tornado by heading underground or by heroically shooting tornado research balls into the tornado leader. Extra points if you yell, “Suck on this!,” while firing.

The Day After Tomorrow

This movie shows what can happen when different weather events team up to kill us all. Snowstorms, tsunamis, hail, tornadoes, hurricanes, super-storms, and wolves all team up to rid the planet of man. Once again, the best way to stay alive is to seek shelter. However, that will only get you so far as the frost somehow can actually chase you and flash-freeze you. Your best bet is to listen to the President and head south to Mexico. If you’re going to get Apocalypsed, you may as well be drunk.

The Storm

Hey, Nature doesn’t need any help taking back what rightfully belongs to it. So why scientists would try to build a weather creation system is beyond me. Luckily, we have James Van Der Beek on our side. Better luck next time, Mom Nature.

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