"Mmmm, I’d like to be the meat in this sandwich."
A little birdy told Deadline that Dwayne Johnson is sniffing the butt of a lead role in Fast & Furious 5, or the titl Paul Walker wrote in crayon on his Trapper Keeper, Fast Five. Johnson is already starring in the revenge drama Faster where he’ll also be driving fast. We got it, Rock. You’re a man. You like fast cars, fast women, and eating chili peppers with Vin Diesel. It would be really cool if you’d let Paul tag along sometime. He doesn’t think you guys like him. Awww, come back here, Paul! You weren’t supposed to hear that!